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Passengers vote to jump from working aircraft mid-flight, then … oh details,...

A 52 to 48 majority of passengers on board a flightworthy aircraft have voted to turn the controls off, but cannot yet agree what they want to happen after. The vote was won because some passengers...

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Anyone who says they ‘respect the public vote’ probably doesn’t

Respecting the outcome of a referendum is starting to sound a lot like respecting the sanctity of marriage – more of a guideline than an actual rule. It sounds very impressive at the time, but is a lot...

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Theresa May finally unites a nation

Left/Right wing, Young/Old, Mammal/Lesser-spotted toad – all have joined together to flip the Prime Minister the two-fingered salute. Natural enemies have put aside their differences and with one...

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Reasons to be fearful part three

Boris’ Bus, NHS guff David Davies and Michael Gove Three day weeks and power cuts Ration cards and all that stuff Artic lorries, parked up at Dover Waiting for customs and fair isle pullovers Seeing...

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Government allowed to change their mind on Brexit bill, but not British people

As Theresa May plans the third, fourth, fifth and sixth reading of her bill to pass her unpopular Brexit bill, because she literally doesn’t have anything else to do, people are starting to wonder how...

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Brexit: PM prepares to ‘scour all fonts’ to get support for deal

Following on from Theresa May’s “new and improved” Brexit deal number 10 have confirmed that should this “bold offer” fail, a series of alternative fonts will be exploited to try to secure the...

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MP’s to stop voting as the people already voted in the referendum

This decision comes after universal condemnation of calls for a People’s Vote, a term invented exclusively to label those who voted in the referendum as less than people. Despite this being a slight on...

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‘You’re meant to win votes,’ Johnson is reminded

After suffering his sixth Commons defeat in six days, Prime Minister Boris Johnson has been taken aside by his aides and reminded that votes are things you are supposed to win. One unnamed...

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